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Better Than a Sex Tape: Pammy's Boobs Live On TV!The queen of all sex tapes returns, live |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
13th of December 2007, 15:06 GMT
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It was only a matter of time before Pammy finally got the offer, but now it finally happened, and I can't say I'm too surprised. Pamela Anderson and the sleazy hubby Rick Salomon are reportedly in talks with the E! Network to get their own "fly on the way" reality show, that would air next year. I'm not sure if it's the right thing to say - I suppose I should offer these two congratulations or something similar - but can you imagine a better pretext for them to have sex in plain view of everyone else? I sure you can't... there's no need for a sex tape anymore, they will now have a perfect excuse for bumping uglies as often as they please - and the whole world will be watching!
Come to think of it, Pammy did state that after she married Salomon (husband number three), the two of them have been having sex pretty much non stop. "I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other. We're in every night - having sex!" she stated about a month ago. And so, just imagine: newlywed bliss (read that sex, sex, sex) live on tour TV. I can almost hear the advertisement. "There's no need for porn movies, porn magazines and the likes. Just tune in to Pammy and Rick and you'll get your daily porn fix - and then some".
"Think Nick and Jessica's 'Newlyweds', but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life. These two don't have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars" said a source. Well, what can I say - that pretty much confirms what I was telling you earlier. No boundaries, a lot of sex, and then some more sex, and then at the end of the day - more sex. Can't you see? This is a match made in heaven - and a total blessing for whatever channel decides to grant us all live access to Rick and Pammy's bedroom. Only trouble is, they have to make sure they schedule it after midnight, add an "R" rating and blindfold every teenager and man in the States, just so they prevent Pammy from becoming their first sex teacher.
So, after years of watching Baywatch and praying and hoping for a "wardrobe malfunction" that would affect the infamous red suit, it seems that all those prayers and fingers crossed have not been in vain. Pammy is coming live on your home screens, and I don't think anything in this world can stop her. Except - well, since they mentioned Jessica and Nick, just pray that Pammy and her beloved husband don't divorce by the time the deal is finalized. Because, in all honesty, if something like that happened and Pammy's boobs wouldn't be coming live on TV, the suicide rate in the States would go way up - and I totally mean that!
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