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Being Dick The intoxicated comedian shocks celebrities gathered at Comedy Central roast of Shatner	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 16th of August 2006, 13:56 GMT Adjust text size:

Andy Dick, the comedian who made a reputation for himself by being a total jerk, is said to have went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner (the first actor to play Captain Kirk on the 'Star Trek' series). Inadequate behavior is not something unfamiliar to Dick, who made many other public appearances while under the influence of alcohol or drugs, and he took the chance to prove that again. Andy was reportedly very drunk and he licked other guests on the face and bit a reporter by the hand, before urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine. The 'NY Post' reporter, Mandy Stadtmiller, later told the press that she saw with her very eyes as Dick started licking faded beauty icon Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and fellow comedian Patton Oswalt. After that, he turned his attention to her, groped her, bit her, tried to kiss and lick her as well and then proclaimed his everlasting love. After that, he urinated in front of her and allegedly offered her cocaine. When he saw that Mandy wasn't paying any attention to him, he tried to appeal to her softer side: 'Baby please. Put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster... I just want to have fun, baby please'. Andy Dick tried to somehow explain his behavior, if such a thing can even be imaginable: 'You know why I don't close the door? Because then people think I'm doing drugs, and I want you to know I'm just normal', he told the shocked Stadtmiller after peeing right in front of her. After the entire rampage appeared in the pages of all the newspapers, Dick just kept justifying his actions, by saying that the licking stuff was not just for fun but: 'I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna.'

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