Because That A*s Is Worth It!

You guys know that I love me nothing more than a bit of Coco and that nothing can make my day brighter than seeing her rapturous beauty. With this in mind, I say my day couldn't have gotten any better had I crossed paths with Jenna Jameson on my way to work and she actually stopped to give me an autograph than give me the cold shoulder and that 'Stay away freak!' look that I've come to know so well. And, secondly, let's face it, Jenna is a matter of the past, now that her boobs are out and her porn career is over.

But let us not allow Jenna to steal Coco's thunder - after all, she did have her moment of glory and, if she did not want to prolong it any longer, then suit herself! Because, frankly, Coco is all the rage right now, otherwise I couldn't explain why there are so many photo spreads of her all over the place. It's... like this woman is taking over the world and no one's here to complain about it! Because I was never known as a party pooper, I'm not not gonna start now to trash this gorgeous creature, especially when she has such a wonderful present for us today. Leave it to Coco to think of new ways to entertain us...

Come to think of it, there's nothing new in this spread that is featured in the Coco official magazine. Same ol' photos of the glamor babe in skimpy bikinis (or is it dental floss?), plastic boobs and tush all in plain sight. But, boy, does she do a wonderful job at it or what?! It's like, you can see gorgeousness seeping through her every pore, class, talent and natural beauty. And let's not even mention that these photos are the real deal, there's not even the slightest touch of Photoshop to alter that which Nature already made perfect. Humph! *giggle*

In case you didn't know, Ice T's wife, Coco, will bring her rounded butt on your TV set as well (that's just making small talk, to make you appreciate the perfection all the more after you're done reading this): she is set to star in a brand new show. Probably in reference to the same career change, even in the number of this mag, Coco says that she is fully aware that modeling (is that what she's doing?) would not last her a lifetime, because it usually tends to be a temporary thing and maybe she believes, deep down in her heart and under those not-fake-at-all implants, that she's not as lucky as Heidi Klum or Elle McPherson to be able to do it until well into her '30s. Don't fret, Coco, we can bet your natural beauty will last for as long as you live... the gods will not allow the contrary to happen because they love you too!

I will try for a second not to let my envy blind me and openly admit that, to some extent, Coco's example could be followed by other female Hollywood stars. You go girl! Let that rounded a*s of yours bring power to the people and show them why anorexia was and never will be chic! These being said, enjoy (with moderation).