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BREAKING: Classy Britney Sets New Record - Boobs AND Pussy at the Same Time!!!You just know it's bad news when Paris is looking better than you. |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
27th of November 2006, 13:53 GMT
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Over the weekend, I asked myself: will Britney Spears be able to make a comeback in showbiz? At the time, I really believed she would pull this through, especially with all the positive media coverage she got since she finally wised up and dumped K-Fed.
But now... well, I'm not so sure. First of all, the people who listen to one's music are the same people who watch you when you go out, who read about you and the things you like and who, the last but not least, buy one's albums, movies or related merchandise. In view of all this, can Britney still pull a graceful comeback?
Let's take things one by one: first she fooled us with that Letterman appearance, looking steamy hot and apparently on her way back. Then, she hooked up with Paris Hilton. What ensued, one can only imagine (that is, if s/he hasn't been reading our 'Fashion Police' category). What is Paris' first and uttermost achievement if not that of showing off her private (I'm not even sure we can call them that anymore) parts?
So, in such a short interval of time as two nights, Britney managed to pull a two-in-one (you know, like in the shampoo/conditioner) and showed both her boobs and her genitalia. Sure, she did give us a preview a couple of days before, when she proudly flashed her bright blue underwear...
But the worst Britney related news is that she did all that while Paris was looking like the good girl in the couple (!!!). Lately, the disgraced singer spent most of her time at Hilton's house (people saw her with the same outfit two days in a row) and it seems that the Paris syndrome, which manifests itself through an uncontrollable desire to blind us by flashing, found a very fertile place to grow on the soon to be Mrs. Federline.
While one night Spears was seen almost popping out of her dress (and Paris was looking quite demure, if I may say so), the next time she went out to paint the town red, she gave up all restraints (including the underwear) and gave the world a glimpse of K-Fed's former 'playground'.
Should I say more? I think these photos are more than enough to give you a fair idea of what is going on with Brit Brit (and under her skirt, too). One must never ever (ever!) say that bad taste is not catching!
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