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Are You Telling Me She Stripped for Nothing?Poor, poor LiLo |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
25th of February 2008, 12:45 GMT
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Lindsay Lohan, everyone, is now officially an award winner. Aren't you feeling just a little bit proud? Come on, just a tiny little bit. Our little slutty girl... I mean, very talented (and occasionally boozed up) actress is growing up. Oh, how the years have passed. OK, I take the last bit back - she's only 21 to begin with, but nevertheless, she has plotted her moves very carefully and ended up making some truly spectacular career choices, starting with her decision to act in the world's worst movie EVER (and I totally mean that) and ending with her equally desperate decision to strip naked and pretend to be Marilyn Monroe. Yes, as I was saying, Lindsay Lohan is the IT girl right now, if only for the truly spectacular achievement of taking home two Golden Razzies, one for worst actress and one for worst screen couple (because, you know, she played twins in that horrible disaster of a movie called " I Know Who Killed Me").
And yes, I know every possible pun on this subject has already been made, but nevertheless... I think it's now official: booze and drugs killed LiLo's brains. She should be so proud! I have a feeling her media-whoring mother Dina is preparing a statement right now defending her daughter's performance in the movie and calling her things like "misunderstood genius", "wonderful actress" and "wrongfully robbed of her rightful Oscar". I can hardly wait to hear what she'll have to say, to be honest. In the meantime, check out the complete list of Razzie winners below and marvel at how complete and irrevocable Lindsay's rule was over the unfortunate awards honoring the worst offerings of the movie industry. Too bad there wasn't a male part Lilo could play in "I Know Who Killed Me" - then she wouldn't have had to share with Eddie Murphy. Her reign would have been complete. Well, there's always next year, Linds. So, how about it?
And the Razzies go to...
Worst Picture: "I Know Who Killed Me"
Worst Actor: Eddie Murphy, "Norbit"
Worst Actress (tie): Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota), "I Know Who Killed Me"
Worst Supporting Actress: Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia), "Norbit"
Worst Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong), "Norbit"
Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, "I Know Who Killed Me"
Worst Rip-Off: "I Know Who Killed Me"
Worst Sequel: "Daddy Day Camp"
Worst Director: "I Know Who Killed Me"
Worst Screenplay: "I Know Who Killed Me"
Worst Excuse For a Horror Movie: "I Know Who Killed Me"
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