Are We Sure Jordan Is Not Advertising a Vibrator Here?

British big-mouthed model Jordan has launched her new line of haircare electricals. Yes, I know, it's got to be quite confusing. I mean, if you take a closer look at these photos, I'm sure it's neither the blow drier nor the flat iron that jump out at you.

Where do I begin... Well, how about with the Barbie pink outfit that would look absolutely adorable on a 5 year-old. In fact, I'm sure there's a very disappointed blonde little girl out there somewhere crying her eyes out over the outfit Jordan stole from her. I absolutely love the pink leggings and tramp shoes - and the overall hooker pose is just great. One question, though. Are we sure she's advertising hair care products and not a vibrator?

I mean, just look at her. The way she's strutting around, striking hooker pose after hooker pose, I'm sure that can't possibly be just for the sake of the camera. There's a believable air about it, and it just comes naturally to Jordan, which again goes to show that old habits die hard. The pink touch, however - I must admit, that completely brought tears to my eyes. Tears of laughter, of course, seeing how again this is one more feature Jordan's blow drier and flat iron share with the vast majority of medium- and low-priced vibrators.

There's actually some writing on the dryer. As far as I can see, it reads "It's a hot turn-on". OK, now I'm officially confused. I mean, I was half-thinking she might have aimed this at young teenagers, you know, 10-year-olds who still go for the cute, innocent pink Barbie look (and are too young to understand nasty things like the "penis the size of a TV remote" comment).

However, the pose, the "hit me" look, the messy hair and the hot turn-on line make me believe there's some sort of conspiracy at work here. Somebody please check that dryer and iron - there may be Jordan's phone number written on the back. Or maybe they can be dissembled and then re-assembled and put together as one, fierce sex machine. Who knows - I'd totally buy that more than I buy the "make my hair pretty" thing. Didn't Jordan come out with a book on ponies about a month back? That totally gets new meaning, seen from the pink turn-on perspective. Hmm... all I can say is "gross". And don't worry - Jordan will be around for a long, long time in case you need to hear any more comments on things that are pink and pointy.