14 DAY TRIAL // Touted as the spiritual sequel to the hit "Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)" game, the TBS-developed ‘5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day’ app is now available on the iTunes App Store.
Rated 17 for its crude humor, the app’s description says “Your drunken stupor resulted in an accepted marriage proposal.”
“You've since come to your senses and would rather kill yourself than go through with it.”
Under the stress of the ordeal, players are “about to make another rash last-minute decision - that the way out is to end it all.”
“Roam the church finding ways to inflict physical harm on yourself until you succumb to your virtual injuries,” TBS says.
They say the app makes a perfect engagement gift. For those with a good sense of humor, it should.
However, if your future spouse is extremely excited that you’re getting married, think twice before you give her / him the wrong idea.
In the game, players must use different objects in and around the chapel to injure themselves or, worst of all, provoke guests and others to injure you.
Objects that players can interact with will have arrows above them, making it easy to pick one and induce pain.
A health meter appears in the lower portion of the screen that players can refer to at any time to see how dead they are. Needless to point out, the game is won when players are 100% dead.
TBS notes that the original online version and the iPhone & iPod Touch versions of 5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day were developed by Ham in the Fridge for Adult Swim Games.
The game calls for any iPhone, iPod touch or iPad and a minimum iOS 3.0 firmware version.