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Another Potential Female Sex Interest for AngelinaBai Ling thinks she and Angie share a special bond |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
3rd of October 2007, 13:02 GMT
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OK, just what the world needed: another -loony. No, it's not a spelling mistake. Aren't you familiar with the "-loony" phenomenon? Well, let me just clear the air and tell you what it's all about, before moving on to introduce one of the finest specimens available. The "-loony" is a particular kind of crazy Hollywood-bred idiot, who's crazy in love (or wishes to be seen as such by the audience) with a celebrity which they worship and about which they make the most ridiculous statements.
I have the perfect example in mind - only I swore to myself I wouldn't make more publicity for him (or for her, it depends how you look on the matter). Oh well, I already knew I'd burn in hell - so what difference does it make, mentioning Chris Crocker one more time? He is the perfect example of a "-loony" - a BRITAloony to be more specific. It's actually quite simple - you just take the name of the celebrity that's being stalked / adored, you add the suffix '-loony" and you enjoy the madness. Simmer and serve.
Which brings me back to my point. Remember last week when Nicole Richie was quoted as saying that Angelina Jolie was her guardian angel? Well, that's what I am talking about. Slightly famous people (read that crazy socialites or wanna-be actors and so on) suddenly feel the need to express the fact that their favorite celebrities love them to death and reciprocate on their crazy affection. It's also the case of never-famous Bai Ling, who once featured in 3 episodes of Lost, adores Angie and thinks she could actually have sex with her whenever she wants.
Bai Ling, therefore, is an ANGIEloony. She has worked with (or better said alongside) Angelina on two occasions (for Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and A Place In Time) which got her to think that she shares some sort of special bond with the star. See? This is what I was talking about.
"I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there's an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible. We could have hooked up, but it just wasn't the right time or place. But she told me, "My heart's open to you". She is like me. She is totally open sexually".
OK, the day news comes out that Angie, Bai and Brad were in a threesome together I swear I'll jump out the window. No, scratch that - if that day ever comes, I swear I will become the biggest Bai Ling fan ever, wear T-shirts with her face stamped on them every day and build her a personal shrine in my bedroom. But until that day comes, I will maintain that she is the biggest -loony in this world and needs brain surgery to correct it - fast.
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