Angelina Jolie to Give Birth in Namibia

You know the story, don't you? Angelina Jolie loves the third world countries. And Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. And Angelina Jolie loves Brad Pitt and is pregnant with his child. Brad Pitt is one of the most handsome men on earth. So the very good looking couple suffers from the results of their beauty: the looks gathered fame and huge crowds of fans so the paparazzi are following them all over the place.

But, if you paid attention Angelina loves the third world so she wants to give birth in Namibia. And Brad Pitt is to be by her side. So as the final 6 weeks of the pregnancy are just around the corner heavy preparations for the event are on the way.

Head of the preparations is Mickey Brett. And Mr. Brett thinks that all beaches must be deserted, all roads must be closed and no one is to come within a kilometer of the happy couple. This has led to some at least questionable measures and even threats towards members of the local press. That did upset the Namibians. Who say that Brett just goes too over the top and that the chief of security for Jolie and Pitt has hired former apartheid active members to assure the peace and quiet the couple needs.

A Namibian newspaper quoted one resident of the terrified area where the famous people are to arrive very soon: "I sympathize with Brad Pitt and Angelina because they do want privacy, but on the other hand they are public figures and there is a lot of interest in their visit. From what I hear they are nice people but their security guys most certainly aren't."