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November 29th, 2006, 13:57 GMT · By

And Britney Got Drunk Again...

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This is definitely Britney Spears' week! Before saying all over again how Britney spent the tenth night in a row (of her newly bachelorette life) partying and drinking like your regular truck driver, I would like to say that, if this media frenzy continues or if she continues to do THIS, I will never write about her again.

I mean, I'm beginning to have some problems with finding my words. What more can I say? Britney flashed? Done that. Britney showed boobs? Done that, too. Britney grossed us to death and got drunk and partied with Paris? What do you know, done that too. How about, Britney released a new album?... (awkward silence).

The point is that even the bloggers and the media in general, who were probably the first ones to jump on the comeback wagon, are beginning to have doubts as to her ability to do it, furthermore, Spears' fans are asking her to get a 'f**king grip' and stop acting like a 'bitch on the loose' before it's not too late.

Meanwhile, she was heard telling her friends that she gave birth for two and a half years and all she wants now is to have a little fun. Sure, a 'little' is OK. And, speaking of children, where are they? Who is minding them? 'Cause it's sure not her...

So, Britney went out again (after the flashing incident), had dinner and then hit one of the bars close to the restaurant and got so wasted that she had to be almost carried away by her bodyguards. What does this mean? Probably nothing... but we still have to be grateful that she's wearing pants.


On another note, I can't decide which one grossed me out more: her horrible yellow hat, her sagging boobies or those stains on her T-shirt. You decide for yourselves... And, by the way, the photos are of the 'before & after' type.

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Comment #1 by: Byron Mark Robbins on 11 May 2008, 09:06 UTC reply to this comment

Britney is drunk, and as a result, Kevin will be minding the kids.
The papparazzi cannot wait to give Britney a black eye, but then Chris Crocker will kill himself, but of course the girl could finish up with Tourettes Syndrome.

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