An Illiterate Courtney Love Strikes at Madonna

Courtney Love seems to have reformed her former notoriously drugged-out self and it looks like she's started to get her fix from bitching around and picking on pretty much anyone out there - the more famous, the better. Her latest such round of...well, accusations has targeted Madonna herself, whom she branded as a "weak calculating artist".

The former Hole singer and widow of Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain praised the star as a great "businesswoman", but insisted she is a "joke" because she doesn't sing from the heart. In a post on her MySpace page, Courtney made some comments that prove she's still disoriented (or plain illiterate, but that would be a mean thing to call her, right?) and she still has quite a lot of anger bottled up inside that she occasionally throws at...well, whoever crosses her path.

The following quotation is taken directly from Courtney's MySpace page. We haven't corrected any of the spelling or other mistakes, just so that we can bring you the news as fresh (and hilarious) as possible. Here it comes - and it's not pretty.

"Madonna is a great business woman but come on she is a weak as an artista nd we akll know it- i like madge - but as a relevant musician - its a joke shes singing from such a calculating thought out place all the time its never from her gut or heart or intuition so maybe it sounds great an dis slick and you can hum it -discxo n dance it but ambitionand sass and shrewd does not equal great art- hard work and major dsicipline doesnt equal great art and all of those are great things- i covet thenm i haVE great disciplne and i do work like a bionic thing". Ouch! Poor little English language. Someone help me, my eyes are bleeding after that one.

So basically, in Courtney's opinion, Madonna sucks and she's just about the best thing that ever happened to music this century. Let's not forget however that the rocker has been embroiled in a decade-long feud with Madonna ever since the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards when a seemingly intoxicated Courtney crashed Madonna's live interview and threw a make-up compact at her.

However, Courtney has enough nerve to claim that in fact there is no such thing as a feud between Madonna and herself. I have to admit, she's got some nerve - too bad it doesn't improve her spelling. "Could someone please make the peace between Madonna and me? We have not spoken since her wedding. I want to make peace but hey I am not going to make the first move". The first move will most probably be to lock Courtney up somewhere and teach her to write. Then we'll address the mental issues too.