Amy Wino Burned Her Own Face with a Cigarette

I don't think that anyone on this planet who has a clue about who Amy Winehouse is could possibly be surprised by the fact that the notoriously troubled singer also has some potentially serious personality issues to deal with on top of her booze and drug addiction. And truth be told, as much as I love Amy's music, I've grown to realize that the singer has serious issues with her own body and personal hygiene. Remember that red bra that Amy seemed to be wearing all the time last winter? How about her dirty ballet shoes, untidy rat's nest... I mean, beehive, missing teeth and eternally smeared make-up? Well, we can add "gruesome self-harming" to the list and we're pretty much done painting the portrait of a drug-addicted sociopath that should be getting treatment right now.

Latest proof? Well, it would seem that the mysterious mark on Amy's face that her representatives claims was caused by a skin disease (add that to the list of disgusting Wino features) may in fact have a much more sinister cause: Amy herself. In other words, British tabloid The Sun claims that during a night out with friends, Wini was so high that she stubbed a cigarette on her own cheek. Ouch! The story is that Amy was in a restaurant smoking, despite being repeatedly warned by the staff that she was not allowed to smoke. When a waitress gave her a third warning and asked her to put out her cigarette, Wino reportedly stubbed out her Marlboro Light on her cheek.

"She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror. The waitress covered her mouth in shock and just walked off to tell the manager. It was a shocking sight", a witness reports. Well, that does sound like our stoned Wino. I say pull a Britney on her and give her dad full power over her life and her money, and get her to rehab as soon as possible. Hire an army of shrinks and keep her tied to a bed until she's over the drugs and she can think clearly - otherwise, next time a waiter tells her she's not allowed to eat steak with her bare hands she's going to stick a knife in her own eye. I can feel it coming!