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Amy Wino Beaten and BruisedThere's nothing like a mad chase down Regent Street at 3 in the morning to spice up a heroin injection |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
25th of August 2007, 08:11 GMT
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Never fear, Amy's here. Cheap line, I know, but as far as I'm concerned and if you just happen to be the drugged-out singer's long lost hubby, this is possibly the worse news you can hear. Amy Winehouse having her heroin fix is NOT, I repeat, NOT to be approached unless heavily armed or in an astronaut suit with faster-than-light capabilities. Otherwise, you might just end up all bloodied, bruised and beaten, chasing for your crack-head wife down Regent Street at 3.30 in the morning. Man oh man, looks like they had some serious fun going on!
It's official - lock the doors and draw up the curtains, Amy Winehouse is on the loose. She and her junkie husband Blake Fielder-Civil had a huge row on Thursday night which ended up with Amy running blood-soaked from her hotel room and being chased by an equally bloody Blake until, as witnesses report, she managed to jump into a car and escape his pursuit. No one knows who started the brawl and for all it matters, it's not that big a deal - if you ask me, I think both the singer and her husband should be locked up as they're a danger to themselves, one another and the rest of the world. But honestly, I think Amy needs serious help before she kills herself, which, at the rate she's going, should only take like, I don't know, a couple of days?
Even more shocking (joke) is that fact that according to a close friend, the reason for the bloody fight were...the drugs. "She said she and Blake injected heroin on Wednesday night. She does it between her toes as it gets her high quicker. They started to fight after a row about drugs. She was a blood-stained mess. She looked like an extra from a slasher movie" he said. What a shocker! The same friend also says that it took five hours to calm Amy down after the fight and chase, but that when confronted by the police she refused to admit Blake had attacked her and no charges were filed. Big surprise!
So, I think what I said earlier about not giving a damn who started the fight still stands - and we can look at this whole mess from a new angle. It's not "who started it" anymore, but rather "is Amy's husband a beater who gets his fix attacking her or the other way around?" It's all a question of who's the biggest junkie - Amy or Blake. And one more thing. She injects heroin between her toes? That's so gross! I really don't understand why this girl is so intent on killing herself in plain view of the whole world - or maybe that's her twisted way of having fun and spicing up her marriage. I'm not sure I'll be taking a leaf out of her book anytime soon, though.
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