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Amy Winehouse Should Be Detoxing for Her Sex Addiction TooLooks like Amy's been sitting on some good news as well... |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
22nd of August 2007, 07:37 GMT
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Dear Amy, with all the bad press she's been getting lately and the canceling of her American tour (much to the relief of her American fans who certainly weren't in the mood for the boozy, patchy performances she's been pulling off lately) there were voices clamoring that we should cut her some slack and maybe give her some time to find herself again in rehab. And maybe give her a hug too to show some true support. Just kidding. As for the "putting her life in order" thing, that's definitely gonna be tricky seeing that she's officially quit rehab for the second time with hubby Blake in tow. And if that wasn't enough, one of Amy's exes can't keep his mouth shut about Amy's insatiable moods in bed. Ouch!
There's no place like a pub filled with all the alcohol a serious boozer like Amy needs to unwind after a couple of hard days in rehab. And while - to Miss Wino's credit, the good people at the 1000 pounds a week rehab facility in Essex claim - the troublemaker is Amy's husband Blake, Amy is 23 and apparently old enough to be making her own (suicidal) decisions, and looks like she's done it again - said no, no, no to treatment and hit the road in search of a nice place to drink. I mean, rest. And perhaps do a little more than that, since I'm not exactly familiar with how rehab facilities deal with sex addicts.
How do we know? Well, apparently, all the attention Amy's been getting lately (and which is not the good kind of attention, but hey, you know how it goes - don't care what you say about me just spell my name right) made one of her ex boyfriends speak up and give us all the goodies on what Amy's like in the bedroom. And looks like all of us who thought drugs and alcohol make for some sloppy sex (which is totally not true, by the way, but hey, I have no reason for knowing that other than watching Sex and the City...oops) were wrong. Just listen to what this guy has to say. "She was wild. I didn't know about her other lovers at the time. She went for hours and couldn't get enough. We must have gone through five or six different positions. She liked being on top. She made a lot of noise and loved being spanked on her a*s. It was really rock'n'roll".
Wow, Amy, we're really glad there's more to your personal life than just drugs drugs drugs and a little alcohol on the side for some variation. So you're a sex maniac too. Well, this will most likely turn on the heat on husband Blake, and probably make Amy even more popular, if by some miracle she drops the wig and the booze. I'd say that if we were to choose the lesser of two evils, we'd all like a nimpho rather than a boozer, but who am I to know?
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