American Idol Sex Tape Coming Up!!!

As if former American Idol finalist and trainwreck in the making Jessica Sierra didn't have enough trouble to deal with (what with her parole violation and her latest arrest for disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence), news has come out that Jess really has been a very bad girl. As in very, very bad. So bad in fact that she is also rumored to be the protagonist of a very real sex tape. Gossip site TMZ claims to have seen it, and post a single still frame from it, which depicts Jessica naked, sitting in a tub filled with water in what looks like a cheap hotel bathroom, smoking a cigarette.

But this is not the worse part. The truly interesting thing is that a major porn distribution company has got a hold of the tape and is planning to release it by the end of this year (well, they'd better hurry then), in synch with the kickoff of the seventh season of "American Idol". Which would make sense, seeing that they'd want to take advantage of the renewed interest of the audience in the Idol series to ensure Jess' sexual exploits have a wide audience.

The fact is, judging by the naked tub shot I'm looking at right now, I don't really know what to say - whether I should get my hopes up and think little Jess here will blow Paris and Pammy off the porn charts or - well, no. However, this, let's not forget, is the woman who offered to perform oral sex on a cop in exchange for her freedom - and meant it. It was probably not hard to drag her to a motel one weekend and tell her she's doing a photo shoot for some cheap magazine or website - I'm sure she was too stoned to actually know what was going on around her.

So... sex tape. Yes, it makes sense. The successful development of a great career in the field of skankness, attention-seeking, trouble-making and the likes. I was about to say she makes Britney look classy, but I bit my tongue hard - you just never know when that Brit Brit tape will hit the market, too. You know it's out there. I can feel it. Well, in the meantime let's wait for Jessica here to show us all she's got. Although, seeing how she could face up to 11 years in the slammer for her parole violation, maybe it's better not to fall too deeply for her. Being in jail has a way of breaking people's hearts fast.