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Amanda Lepore and Her Confused Nipple Are Truly a Delight!I think I just found my new role model. |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
24th of February 2007, 11:38 GMT
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Ladies and gentlemen (but more important, ladies) I am more than proud (in fact, I think I just reached a new level of ecstatic) to present to you the latest trend in fashion: low-cut dress with nipple showing. You see, cleavages are not fun if they only hint at what might be underneath the fabric, you have to take out one of your boobs for more sexiness and, let us not forget, class.
This is Amanda Lepore, the world's second biggest freak in terms of plastic surgery. Do not be deceived by the name: Amanda is in fact Armand but that doesn't mean that her charms are lost on us. Despite the many plastic surgeries she underwent (including all of the following: complete reconstruction of the face - facial lift, nose surgery, lips augmentation, forehead lift and enhancement with liquid collagen and modified hairline - buttocks raised and plumped with liquid collagen, thighs reshaped and rib cage broken and then pushed in and, of course, breasts augmented with hormones and, later, implants), Amanda is still a beautiful woman who can teach us a thing or two about fashion.
This gorgeous creature who has a long-standing career in modeling is truly a sight for sore eyes. Here, of course, we are to take the literal meaning of the phrase: looking at her makes your eyes sore (OK, that was too easy!). She is seen here at a signing of David Lachapelle's latest book 'Heaven to Hell' in New York. From the distorted look on her face I say heaven is definitely not an option for Amanda. (That wig is totally killing me!)
But the funniest part of these pictures is that we all get to learn an important lesson: all women should wear cleavages that go way down to their belly-buttons and that, to make things more 'spicy' they should also expose one of their breasts. I mean, if they have them, what is the point in keeping them under wraps? Right? Let the world see that you ARE a woman! This is the only way to go (obviously, you can't flash your vagina 'cause that wouldn't be polite)!
And as a side note: please notice how confused Amanda's nipple is. It's like it has lost its way and doesn't know where to go; it would head towards the face, but it fears that clown mouth would eat it alive; the lower part of the body is again not an option since, knowing Amanda, she had a vagina the size of a bucket put in, so that's not safe either. So, it just hangs there, looking around it and pleading with the world to save it. Poor little nipple! It doesn't stand a chance!
While you feast your eyes on the hotness that is Miss Lepore, I'll go and rummage through my closet. I plan to take every T-shirt I have and cut a hole in the chest area to keep up with this classic, and yet innovative, fashion trend. I advise you to do the same if you don't want to be labeled old-fashioned.
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| Comment #1 by: svejedno on 26 Feb 2007, 09:49 GMT |  reply to this comment | "I say heaven is definitely not an option for Amanda."
God damn! freak, this was funny until i found out she is a he! now its just too wierd... |
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