Alien Posh to Star in Alien Movie

The woman to whom many refer as the 'alien' for her inability to smile, Victoria Beckham, is set to get her big cinematographic break. But, as always, this is not something that happened because of her outstanding acting skills but due to the fact that the movie will be more like a 'family affair'.

The latest rumor in Hollyweird claims that Tom Cruise, after being given the cold shoulder from all the studios for an idea that he had for a future project, has taken matters into his own hands and will develop an alien movie based on and inspired from Scientology, his religion.

The project is titled 'The Thetan' and Posh Spice will play the thetan's alien bride. For those unfamiliar with the term, a thethan is an alien leader which, according to Scientology precepts, is an immortal spiritual being that can be found in every living human being. It is yet unknown what will the thetan and his bride be doing in the movie, but I imagine we will find out about it sooner or later.

A source told the British press that Victoria is thrilled that she's finally getting the chance to prove that she is and can be a very successful actress, a thing of which she is already aware because she tried it when she filmed the Spice Girls' movie 'Spice World'.

'Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge.', the spy claims. The project will be funded out of Tom's pocket and sources say that he picked Victoria for the part for her 'comic genius'.

Anyway, this can't be anything but just a rumor. I mean, please!, he picked her for her 'comic genius'! The woman can't even smile or say something nice and we're to believe that she actually has a sense of humor? However, stay tuned here for more, just in case.