Again with the Gay Rumors...

Um, what's wrong with this picture? No, I'm not talking metaphorically, I mean really, what's wrong with this picture of Larry Birkhead? In fact, there are so many things wrong with on at so many levels that I don't even know where to begin - but how about the very obvious fact that Anna Nicole Smith's former lover is shamelessly whoring out the couple's daughter? Well, it's true - and put in the context of the latest news that got out about Anna and her baby daddy, it makes the whole present situation appear completely ridiculous. Yes, I know it was slightly predictable, but the gay rumors have surfaced yet again - this time courtesy of Anna's bodyguard Big Moe, who told media outlet Access Hollywood that the deceased starlet saw Birkhead as nothing more than a pretty-faced sperm donor.

"Because of how Larry looked, she figured, oh my child would look great", Big Moe stated. "Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, 'Go great with me and my baby will come out beautiful'", he added. Asked whether this meant that Anna only regarded Birkhead as a sperm donor, Big Moe confirmed it and explained that Larry definitely did not have what it took to have Anna entirely for himself. "Anybody that's been around Anna, they would know that Larry wouldn't be her type. First of all, she liked men that was wealthy, I mean that's no secret", Big Moe said, and went on to say that Anna also resented what he calls Larry's "lifestyle". "Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual" Big Moe states. "She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her". Ouch!

So, once again the gay rumors surface - not that there's anything wrong with that per se, but you see, if Larry really were gay and the rumors were true, his claim on keeping full custody of Dannielynn would be a lot less strong than it is now, since he really would come out as nothing more than an occasional sex partner. And you know what this means - if ever Dannielynn is declared sole heiress to Anna's inherited fortune, as her father Birkhead would come into a lot of money. And I mean a lot. "That was very disgusting", Big Moe added referring to Birkhead taking Dannielynn to visit her mother's tomb in the Bahamas on the anniversary of her death. "I thought it was staged. I do believe he loves his daughter, but the thing is, when he comes on TV and he parades her off, it seems like it's like a laugh in Anna's face. Like, 'Ha! I got her anyway!'" That sort of sounds plausible to me, you know - what do you think?