All the thin or short guys (and by this I do not refer to height or body weight) will tell you that techniques, not size, do matter!

If it's of any comfort to them, so be it, but a new unique vibrator explains more on the issue.

In fact, Inch Perfect is different from other sex toys by its ability to measure up the pic.

Made with both metric and imperial tick marked rulers, the Inch Perfect vibrator lets - as the retailer Love Honey ensures - the user check "how deep her love" is...

The sleek cream finish is designed to perfectly off-set its special black markings. And the easy-to-use multi-speed device is traded in two orgasmic sizes: the Inch Perfect is nine inches (22.5 cm) and costs £14.99, while the Inch Perfect Mini is six inches (15 cm), and costs £9.99.

Both are waterproof (for shower time fun!), and apparently near-silent, covered with velvet-touch skin-safe material.

What's the point of this?

The vibrator lets men and women find out exactly how much fun they're going to be able to have with each other. Perhaps you don't want to use up too much, get accustomed to it, and subsequently leave your husband because he doesn't measure up?

Not that we know this from personal experience or anything, but...yeah.

So, how to expose the guys and their lies? This is the funniest way to find out if he measures up for the girls!

Get him stimulated so he's "standing to attention", slide Inch Perfect down his erection until the tip of the sex toy is touching his body at the base of his penis. Read off the vibrator scale then head down the wine bar to compare notes with your mates - has everyone got what they bargained for? Or it's just the same old s**t...