X-RATED: 9 Things to Be Seen at the Adult Fair

Eroxxx. Sex or Let Me Put My Love Into You …

By on May 14th, 2006 09:02 GMT
1. First of all, it's the girls who put on a lesbian themed dance routine. And once the clothes magically disappear and the crowd goes wild, the dance routine becomes a sex routine. Two girls on stage and the flashes flash and the (male) audience applauds and drools.

2. The second thing to be noticed is the large number of porn DVDs. There are hundreds of titles and I guess some thousands of pieces. "From Anally Yours" to "Grandmas in the Mood for It" you can find anything covering a large area of interests. I mean you also find rather peculiar joints as "Bisexual Backyard #12" or "Transsexual Centerfolds vol 3".

There are also some video-tapes at half the price of any DVD; the video cassettes are going down that is oh so well known.

3. The third to catch one's eye are the sexy hostesses: dressed up like fantasy characters (the classic ones, not very much imagination used in choosing the identities): Catwoman, the Maid, the Countrygirl, the Dominatrix.


4. The crowd is also important; follow them or just join them and you'll certainly get to see something. If the things that have gathered the crowd are not worth watching (or you just grew bored of live striptease acts) just head towards the…

5. Bar. There must be a bar. There always is a bar. You can have beer, enjoy a soda… and while doing that there are so many chances one of the hostesses or one of the stars invited will show up and light a cigarette near you. If you want you can even get an autograph!

6. You might enjoy watching some male striptease. Just because once you've seen the act you'll realize that normal guys like you don't have to look like them, nor consider the Gym a religion and become a fanatic. I mean they may look better than you, but once they start the routine they just cross the border into the lands of ridicule and unintended hilarious acts.

7. The masks. No matter what you think or feel connected to the S&M merchandise you'll still find at least some of the objects thrilling. With a hilarious edge in certain moments and connected with certain items, such as the masks. As far as most people are concerned, a gas mask is not at all erotic or funny or arousing. Yet you might consider buying one. Just in case of a terrorist attack it might be useful. Or maybe you'll save money and just give all the latex and leather masks a big laugh.


8. The handcuffs. It's always about the handcuffs. Probably the most common "extreme" erotic accessory… they're simple (regular) or adorned with various kinds and textures of fur. Of course, the more interesting the fur coat of the device is, the higher the price. Yet they are slightly cheaper than a dildo.

9. The ugly ones. Oh, yes, there are ugly adult female entertainers around. Just a few but if you brought your liberal minded non-porno-phobic girlfriend along, you will certainly be pleased to see her reassured that not everybody is a top-model. Not even all the porn industry workers. And if you know how to maximize the impact of this on her mind you are bound to get very lucky back home when testing the latest gadgets you've both chosen.

Eroxxx. Sex or Let Me Put My Love Into You …

Well, we've all talked about the lavish Amsterdam, its famous Red Light District with dozens of sex shops hosting items you've never imagined or seen, or about the sexy girls inviting you in for a lap dance or maybe… more. Well, take it from one who has seen all that and much more… it is exactly how you've been told and something more you must discover yourself. Amsterdam is "a must go"!

As you all know, Romania hosted another, let's say, sexy event in the huge Sala Polivalenta, at which every manufacturer, specialized magazine or just sex shop owners were more than invited to display to all Romanians present the hidden part of the most prolific and old industry in the world.

Unfortunately, there weren't many visitors, but the ones who came left "dazzled" after seeing some hard core shows featuring naked girls and not so naked Flamingo boys.

But the blasts of the fair were the items on display, all being branded by Amsterdam's flag. From all types of lubricants, lace lingerie, to the new trend in dildos and XXX movies. You must know that, if you intend to buy a dildo, the fashionable colors are electric pink and "cinnamon", according to a sex shop owner.

The ladies, also on display on the stage, created the hard core moment everybody was expecting. Mobile phnes taking picture after picture, eyes watching with "leashed lust" (their girlfriends were present) the show reminding us all of the "XXX magic" with its roots in Amsterdam.

The prices for all the items on display were lower than on the shelves and the party lasted until 3 AM, when all the visitors were almost evacuated from the room. You can be sorry you missed it!

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